"WARNING: Choking Hazard. Contains large parts! Keep out of reach of small women.

You know you’re just going to get into trouble if you wear this out and about. I can’t be held responsible for the slaps you’ll receive from feminists and women with beards. The only issue is that you have to back up the t-shirt’s statement with fact – or you could be sued by the Advertising Standards Agency (or whatever the people in suits are called).

I’d love to hear about your successes when you wear it.

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 9/10

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