TShirts For English Teachers – Balcony Shirts ‘Apostrophe Police’ Mens T Shirt

I can’t spell, my grammar is crap. At least I’m good looking and have a huge … (Bill Bryson collection). If you’re the sort of person that gets upset with people putting an apostrophe in the wrong place, perhaps you’re an English teacher, then this has to be the t-shirt for you.

Wot wiv the txt tlk n all dat ruining de lanqage! Ok, so I’m not that bad. I actually love this t-shirt as its so relevant to my daily struggle not to spell words wrong or get them in the wrong order or, indeed, type an “;” instead of an “:” – what’s the bloody difference anyway. And whilst we’re at it. Why is the verb of die dying? Is that what you do when you’re changing the colour of something. I digress. Get this t-shirt I implore you!

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