If you’re one of theose people that has a girlfriend or wife that just eats too much chocolate and she wont’ listen to you saying that she’s geting fat then you’ve got to get her this t-shirt as a bit of a piss-take. If she still doesn’t get the message then you can show her the door – if she still fits through!

Well they only go up to size 16 for women, but you could get a men’s 48″ t-shirt which is huuuuge!

What’s more, the price is phat too – at only £12.99 each! Bargain. You can get it from Shot Dead In The Head.

If you’re a true Manchester Manchester United fan then you’ll be wanting one of these Love United Hate Glazer T-Shirts to show your love for the club, the real club. How much is the club in debt now? Is it likely to be paid off anytime soon? Are the best players likely to come to the club when there’s all this anger for the owners? I doubt it.

This t-shirt goes back to the days of the Newton Heath Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway Football Club – we’ll forget the Yorkshire bit shall we?

You can pick this t-shirt up from TShirts United for £14.99 in either green or yellow.

If you’re another member of the “Gordon Is A Moron” club then you might like to get this t-shirt from Red Molotov which has a picture of of a Venn diagram with Gordon Brown’s name in the middle – with the personality traits being “Tw@t”, “Wanker” and “Cunts” – we all believe that Gordon Brown is each of these. He’s fooked the country up no end, he blames everyone else for the country’s ills and lies through his teath. The guy is a tw@t no doubt! Show your pride by wearing this t-shirt.

If Gordon isn’t the target of your hatred, then you could choose from other names including Bankers, David Cameron, Members of Parliament, Nick Griffen, Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell.

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 10/10

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Would you consider that this t-shirt is one of the least offensive t-shirts on Jam Rags? It’s a case of perspective. Can you take the piss out of someone’s religion, ethnicity? Can you mock people because they’ve got a genetic problem that means they’re stunted? Well, people take the piss out of everyone and why should any one group of society be immune from a good dose of mockery>

If you want to joke about piedophiles being unable to distinguish a dwarf from a child in their quest for sexual gratification then go for it. Anyway dwarfs are pig ugly aren’t they?

Check out Jam Rags for more vile t-shirt based comedy!

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 10/10

If you didn’t notice the Cadbury’s Eyebrow wiggle advert on TV then you need a good slap, or you were doing something more useful with your life than spending your precious time in front of the gogglebox.

Now I didn’t think it had as much impact as the gorilla one, but it still did spawn a massive amount of copycat versions on YouTube. And if you were one of those idiots that tried to look clever doing one, or you just loved the advert then whey not get yourself the t-shirt of the same ilk? If you did, you can get it from Chargrilled for £14.95 in a number of different colours – including, you guessed it, brown.

It’d be cruel to talk about the advert without actually showing it. So here it is:

Amusement Factor: 3/10
Offensive Rating: 0/10

Who doesn’t think Richard Pryor was one of the funniest people to have ever graced this planet? Films such Brewster’s Millions and Stir Crazy were awesome films.

If you also appreciate the work of Richard Pryor and know he’d love this t-shirt then you can get it from Bathroom Wall for only £13.99!

And if you want to impress people with some great Richard Pryor quotes, then here’s some:

“I went to Zimbabwe…I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren’t coming after me!”

“It’s been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused”

Pass the bucket! If you wanted to get your wife or girlfriend a romanatic present then you can’t get anything more romantic, and sickly than this “You Complete Me” t shirt. It’s so sweet I’m going to have to get myself a diabeties test just writing this. Come on guys! Wouldn’t roses and chocolates do the trick?

If you did, however, want to make a complete tit of yourself and get your other half a nice little wearble gift then why not splash out £14.95 on this bad boy from Chargrilled? She may even give you head now (or if she does, that other thing you want her to do! (other than the ironing!)).

Are you someone that just hates Valentines Day? Well if you are that misserable git that goes into a chippy on the big day for a romantic meal (yes I did that with an ex-girfriend once) then this has to be the t-shirt for you.

Stick too fingers up to those happy romantic couples spending money they don’t have on each other and get this t-shirt that says “I’m a heartless bastard”.

And why not get it in black too from Red Molotov for £14.99?

And if you are a sopy git then why not get the You Complete Me T Shirt?

There was something sexy about Sarah Palin, it’s certianly not her glasses, but there was a mysterious quality that made many millions of men around the world want to give her a good rogering. Myself, I couldn’t possibly comment. The thing is, that if she runs for President in a few years would you want one that spends half her time worrying about what she’s going to wear or one that spends half their time worrying who to invade next? Mines on the women!

If you’ve also got a sneaky adoration for the MILF from Alaska then why not get the McCain Milf t-shirt from Chargrilled – it could be the best £14.95 you’ve ever spent – maybe!

If you liked this McCain Milf 2008 T shirt, you might also like:

* George Bush War Criminal T-shirt
* George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt

I’m not a big cat lover – I couldn’t eat a whole one. But there’s many of you out there that loves a bit of pussy on their lap puring away. Well if your missus loves her pussy too then you’ve got to get her the Poppy The Cat Great British Weather T-Shirt from Red Molotov which will set you back the not inconsiderable sum of £15.99.

Why not also get the I Jerked Off Over Your Photos On Facebook T-Shirt?