Fat People TShirts

1) Does This Body Make Me Look Fat? t shirt from Chargrilled

Don’t you just love the irony of this t-shirt? There’s not a lot you can really say about it other than its genius. You can get all metaphysical about it and differentiate between the fat and people’s attitude, but bollocks to that! What does make me laugh is that they offer the t-shirt in a small size! You’ve really got to have a bad dose of body dysmorphia or be the most ironic git ever to get away with it!

2) Fat People Are Harder To Kidnapp by Red Molotov

Now, as I’ve not tried, I can’t vouch for the validity of the statement. All I can do is imagine what it’d be like trying to get a 8st weakling into the boot of a car and then trying it with a 25st heffer. Well, I don’t see this t-shirt breaking any trade descriptions laws or any crap like that. Furthermore, I’d say it’d also be harder to hide fat people. Some of them indeed, you couldn’t fit in a freezer like the do on some gangster films. I think the best method would be to put them in a padded, sound-proofed cell with biscuits and pizza – that should do the trick.

Purely for research purposes I tried doing some research on youtube and found that, in fact, it is pretty hard to kidnap a fat person:

3) Fat Girls Like Cock Too by Shot Dead In The Head

Don’t you just love the audacity of this t-shirt? Like fat girls wouldn’t like cock? They obviously like cake more than cock, but that’s their decision. Perhaps they just don’t have the energy to get a boyfriend? Would they prefer a cock delivery service, or by one slice and get a cock free? I don’t know, but whatever the case we shouldn’t descriminate against fat people, they have needs and wants too.

4) Fat Girls Like Cock Too by Goonies Truffle Shuffle

This may not be the most hilarious or offensive t-shirt. But any 30-something out there must just love the Goonies film and have a small place in their heart reserved for Chunk! He had to do the Truffle Shuffle to be allowed into their house – its one of the funniest things you’ll ever see on screen:

But I’m just sat here open-mouthed with this one:

And its caught on big time on the internet with over 2,000 videos people the Truffle Shuffle on You Tube (some hotter than others).

5) Be nice to fat people one day they could save your life t-shirt by Visual Candy

There’s some poetic irony here too. If fat people didn’t eat so much crap they may not only die sooner because their body would just give in, but because if they need to run away from an alien monster, dinosaur or chainsaw wielding manic – they wouldn’t be able to. That jam doughnut may just be double trouble – next time just say no!!! Actually, this theory may prove that its worthwhile befriending a fat person as a safety device – I wonder if you can get tax relief on hiring one? (On my “to find out list” for later!)

6) Fat C**t Olympics t shirt from
Chargrilled

This is another of those t-shirts where you wince when you read it. And I’m sure Chargrilled will react the same when they get a letter from the Olympics organsisation suggesting that there’s been some copyright infringement! I still think its absolutely bloody hilarious though!

7) The Simpsons Homer Fat And Happy Chocolate T-Shirt by Play.com

Homer has a fantastic, but simplistic view of the world, but with all those piss-take t-shirts above, its good to say “I just don’t give a shit” and if you’re happy being obese then good for you! So if you’re one of those people that doesn’t care being overweight and wanted emotional support from a world-renowned life coach like Homer Simpsn then you’ve got to get this t-shirt from Play.com!

Smile if You Screw Fat Guys Funny T-Shirts by TeesBox

This is another sexually focused t-shirt. If you wanted to go down a more subtle route than the cock t-shirt above, and you’re a bit of a smoothy then why not try this more delicate approach and try and make the girls smile! You never know, it may work. Fat people do have personalities you know! I’m sure this would make a great t-shirt if you’re over-weight and you’re on the pull! Let me know if it works! You could even get this if you are a girl yourself. You’ll get guys coming up to you, read it and then smile – you could have so much fun with that!

9) Pseudopregnant by TeesBox

I’m sure it’d be a fecking nightmare if you were a girl and someone asked if you were pregnant but you were just a bit chubby! I’d probably give the person a black eye! But if you wanted to twist the faux pas into your favour then get this “Pseudopregnant” t-shirt!

I’ve got a bit of early middle-age spread so I think I’m going to have to get one and see if anyone asks any stupid questions!

10) Feminists Are Big, Fat, Hairy Dykes! T-Shirt from
Jam Rags

You’ve got to admit that lesbians are either really attractive of fat as fook with 12 O’clock shadow that’s more noticable than a hairy lorry driver! I just loved the inappropriateness of this t-shirt so thought I’d add it to the list. You’ve got to love it though!