Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit T Shirt

I’m finding this one mildly funny, but as I’m brewing a good’un and its pushing my kidney’s apart I thought I’ll quickly add this one before I explode over my faux-leather office chair. The character length of this post may not be to my usual lengthy standard but I have to balance to provide a witty commentary and the desire not turn my salmon coloured carpet into one that has the hue of bodily processed fish and chips – I’m wondering what digested mushy peas look like?

Anyhow, if you’re attending a Weight Watchers event where the attendees are passing around laxatives like tabs at a rave then you’ve got to get this t-shirt help you get some empathy going.

Amusement Factor: 7/10
Offensive Rating: 1/10

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