Boldly Going Nowhere T-shirt

Share I never got one with the new series of Star Trek, I was a fan of the original one from 1966 to 1969 with William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk – they just seemed more intense. ow if Bones fooked up in the engine room then this “Boldly Going Nowhere” t-shirt would be spok on! Cough. Perhaps you should even wear it if you’re catchig a Ryan Air flight and have to complain to the...

Mr Tea T-Shirt

Share You’ve gotta love this one. If you’re a bit of a tough dude who loves his cuppa then this t-shirt has got to be for you! The image on the front is hilarious and a damn fine depiction of the man. But I do pitty the fool that takes the piss out of you wearing it – it’s a classic in the making. B. A. Baracus wouldn’t put up with any crap, and nor should you. Be a gentle giant with...

A Funny T-Shirt For DJs – I Don’t Do Requests …

Share How many times do you go to a party at some dodgy Labour club and go up to the DJ and ask for a kick-arse tune and the guy doesn’t have it? Like he can’t use iTunes or Spotify?! DJs are just crap at having decent tunes so why don’t they just wear a t-shirt like this from Shot Dead In The Head? It reads “No I Don’t Do Requests. Please Fuck Off” – class. So take the...

If I Don't Eat Chocolate …. I'll Die T-Shirt

Share If you’re one of theose people that has a girlfriend or wife that just eats too much chocolate and she wont’ listen to you saying that she’s geting fat then you’ve got to get her this t-shirt as a bit of a piss-take. If she still doesn’t get the message then you can show her the door – if she still fits through! Well they only go up to size 16 for women, but you could get a...

Cadbury's Eyebrows Wiggle T-Shirt

Share If you didn’t notice the Cadbury’s Eyebrow wiggle advert on TV then you need a good slap, or you were doing something more useful with your life than spending your precious time in front of the gogglebox. Now I didn’t think it had as much impact as the gorilla one, but it still did spawn a massive amount of copycat versions on YouTube. And if you were one of those idiots that tried to look...