If I Don’t Eat Chocolate I’ll Die

Share Don’t we all love to nibble on chocolate – even the most manly of us craves a Yorkie bar occassionally. Yeh but men aren’t going to buy this t-shirt about our weakness for the brown stuff are we? It’ll be women that strangly prefer chocolate to sex – well tell them that if they do start to pile on the pounts that there’s no better way to work it off than get between the...

Blessed Are The Sensors For They Shall Inhibit The Earth

Share We’re constantly surrounded by censorship, you can’t move for it. Of course you don’t want kids growing up too soon – they’ll be drinking your beer and knicking your birds FFS!! But there used to be great free porn on those German channels on Sky and you don’t get those anymore WTF! They even put porn on the top-shelf so that short people can’t get them. What would a...

A Funny T-Shirt For DJs – I Don’t Do Requests …

Share How many times do you go to a party at some dodgy Labour club and go up to the DJ and ask for a kick-arse tune and the guy doesn’t have it? Like he can’t use iTunes or Spotify?! DJs are just crap at having decent tunes so why don’t they just wear a t-shirt like this from Shot Dead In The Head? It reads “No I Don’t Do Requests. Please Fuck Off” – class. So take the...

Community Policing T-Shirt

Share You’ve got to love people’s perception of the police. Perhaps its because I’m a law-abiding citizen most of the time – I do believe I have j-walked once and I might have shot a Welshman with a bow and arrow on market day in Chester – oh that’s legal isn’t it. But you get the drift. If you’re not happy with the way you’ve been treated by the police in the...