Cut-Out Heart T-Shirt – Anti Valentines Day TShirt

Share Are you someone that just hates Valentines Day? Well if you are that misserable git that goes into a chippy on the big day for a romantic meal (yes I did that with an ex-girfriend once) then this has to be the t-shirt for you. Stick too fingers up to those happy romantic couples spending money they don’t have on each other and get this t-shirt that says “I’m a heartless bastard”. And...

I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked! T shirt – Funny Valentines Tshirt

Share This is a bit of advanced warning for those guys trying to find their girlfriend or wife a funny t-shirt as a Valentine’s present. Women often say “why don’t you ever tell me the truth?” well you can do just that with this t-shirt – that is, of course, if you’re not seeing a munter. But seeing as they don’t do “you look better with a bin bag on you”...

Stop Following Me T-Shirt – Human Evolution TShirt

Share There’s a big debate in the States about Darwinism and the religious people that still believe that God created man from dust that he blowed from his nostrils. Now I’m not saying people can’t believe what they want, but if you are up on your evolutionary tales then you might want to get this Stop Following Me T-Shirt? Or indeed if you remember seeing the ape picture at school and what the...

The Top Ten Best Fat T-Shirts

Share 1) Does This Body Make Me Look Fat? t shirt from Chargrilled Don’t you just love the irony of this t-shirt? There’s not a lot you can really say about it other than its genius. You can get all metaphysical about it and differentiate between the fat and people’s attitude, but bollocks to that! What does make me laugh is that they offer the t-shirt in a small size! You’ve really got to...

TShirts For English Teachers – Balcony Shirts 'Apostrophe Police' Mens T Shirt

Share I can’t spell, my grammar is crap. At least I’m good looking and have a huge … (Bill Bryson collection). If you’re the sort of person that gets upset with people putting an apostrophe in the wrong place, perhaps you’re an English teacher, then this has to be the t-shirt for you. Wot wiv the txt tlk n all dat ruining de lanqage! Ok, so I’m not that bad. I actually love this...