The guys at DeFrunt have come up with this t-shirt that just made me wet myself! The slogan says: “If a women is uncomfortable watching me wank, she should sit somewhere else on the bus!” Ahhh the memories! I’ll leave it there! What a great offensive t-shirt! If you catch the bus to college or work then you just have to get this t-shirt to see what the old bids and young girls react when they read it! They’ll probably think “the dirty fucker!”

Great work guys! You can get this offensive t-shirt from Shot Dead In The Head fro just £14 bargain!

Comedy Rating: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 9/10

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I’m not normally one for slogan t-shirts as they’re typically not all that funny, but I actually liked this “Today’s Word is Legs – Spread The Word” T-Shirt. It’s totally suited for getting shit-faced on your holiday to Megamuff or Ibiza or wherever you’re trying to get to this summer. I heard the birds in Ryll are pretty easy, so if this ash cloud hangs around for a few months then get your arse up there! I think they can read in North Wales?

I’m not actually sure if these t-shirts work on gals, but if you’ve got the cheek to go with it then bag yourself one. They’re only £14.95 from Chargrilled and if you use the discount code “Funniest15″ you can save yourself 15%!!

Comedy Rating: 6/10
Offensive Rating: 6/10

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Would you consider that this t-shirt is one of the least offensive t-shirts on Jam Rags? It’s a case of perspective. Can you take the piss out of someone’s religion, ethnicity? Can you mock people because they’ve got a genetic problem that means they’re stunted? Well, people take the piss out of everyone and why should any one group of society be immune from a good dose of mockery>

If you want to joke about piedophiles being unable to distinguish a dwarf from a child in their quest for sexual gratification then go for it. Anyway dwarfs are pig ugly aren’t they?

Check out Jam Rags for more vile t-shirt based comedy!

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 10/10

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Now, do I expose my mirky past and comment and ex-”F” buddy? O do I keep this post relatively clean and allow you to play mental dot-to-dot? Well I think you’re already at the punch line!

Now given that the t-shirt on their site is brown does that indicate you should wear this t-shirt if you’re a “two in the pink, one in the stink” veteran, or that’s just me taking it a bit too far as usual?

If you want a rude t-shirt to embarrass family relations or you just want to wear something to get a reaction when you’re out then you’ve got to consider this If You Think My Attitude Stinks, Smell My Fingers! T Shirt from Chargrilled.

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 9/10

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I love t-shirts that are so unfunny that they’re funny. When you add them to rude innuendo then that just makes them so much better. This It’s Not Going To Suck Itself Funny T-Shirt by TeesBox is so perfect for those blokes on the pull as you can easily weed out those girls that are offended by blow-jobs and just not bother talking to them, whilst those that are well up for a bit of slap and tickle will be more willing to make it known. And what’s the point in talking to a prick tease anyway, fuck em (well obviously not literally)!

This t-shirt is for the bloke that doesn’t mind being offensive and can handle the shitty comments that he’ll get from the odd dried up first timer.

You can get this t-shirt from TeesBox for just £10.99 and it comes in black, navy and red.

Amusement Factor: 7/10
Offensive Rating: 7/10

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Probably not the most politically correct t-shirt you can get at the moment considering the news that the right-to-die law is to be clarified. Personally, I’m in favour of allowing or even helping people that have given expressed permission for people to help them commit suicide when they’ve got a terminal illness. But if you’re a cold, heartless bastard that likes to take the piss out of other people’s misery and I know there’s a load of you out there then you should get the “Ask me about assisted suicide offensive T-Shirt“.

It may not be as bad as these other offensive t-shirts, but its got to be up there.

Thankfully, it’s on sale with £1.50 so you can save some cash to get the bus fare to see a shrink!

Amusement Factor: 3/10
Offensive Rating: 9/10

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Come on! How many blokes have looked at your friend’s friends photos and thought “ooh she’s a bit cute” and then thought about having a quick five knuckle shuffle? Only me? Bollocks!

If you’re hanging out with people you know are on Facebook then you’ve really got to get this t-shirt and take the piss. It’s an absolute classic and is only £12.99 from Force18. They’re hilarious. I think I’m going to have to have a lye down (with laptop!)

The problem is that they’re just too many damn fine t-shirts there that I’ll be there all day and not get any bloody work done! Sod it, Monday is the new Friday – enjoy.

Amusement Factor: 10/10
Offensive Rating: 9/10

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This just so reminds me of the film Full Metal Jacket and the “sucky sucky” scene and I’m just chuckling as that’s the last thing you expect to see as you recognise the images from left to right.

You got to admit it is kind of funny. I’m going to have to get myself one of these bad boys from TeesBox for just £10.99 or their Amazon shop.

Amusement Factor: 7/10
Offensive Rating: 7/10

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I just love this t-shirt. But I don’t think any poor, unsuspecting young ladies should really get anywhere other than a damn good seeing to. But WTF it is a classic t-shirt. I’d say that this is a perfect one for hen night. You should all get one in pink and put out big time! You never know, it may actually work!

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 7/10

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When I first saw the this I Shaved My Balls For This T-Shirt I laughed my socks off. Then I thought “I don’t get it!”. Or I thought I didn’t. There comes a moment in your life when you’ve spent a few hours in front of the mirror, you’ve splashed half a bottle of expensive bog water all over yourself and all you manage to pull was a hobbit from Lord of the Rings. Such is life. Thankfully it only rarely happened to me a couple of times and I’m almost a married man so there was no lasting damage.

Amusement Factor: 9/10
Offensive Rating: 8/10

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