I never got one with the new series of Star Trek, I was a fan of the original one from 1966 to 1969 with William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk – they just seemed more intense.

ow if Bones fooked up in the engine room then this “Boldly Going Nowhere” t-shirt would be spok on! Cough. Perhaps you should even wear it if you’re catchig a Ryan Air flight and have to complain to the helpful staff about why your flight is delayed a light year!

Of course its not the most hilarious of tees, but if you like it, why don’t you just get yourself it?!

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So maybe you’re not tough enough to repeat the line of Tyler Durden in Fight Club:

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!

But as the gentle, sophisticated soul you are, saying “The first rule of Tea Club is: you do not talk about Tea Club” is maybe a bit more apt. It may also be cool to wear around those self-styled “gangsta’” or people that think they’re hard but run at the first sight of a rabbit with myxomatosis?

You can pick up this, not-so bad boy, from Chargrilled for just £14.95 and whilst you’re at it you can get them a Tea Club Mug to really take the piss if you’re buying one as a present from Getting Personal for just £5.95.

And if you want a gratuitous use of a video totty asking the all important question then get your chops around this:

Amusement Factor: 6.5/10

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