Don’t do it! I mean getting married. It’ll be the end of all your fun, you’ll have less money and she’ll have a five year plan set out for you as soon as that wrong pops on her finger! If you can’t back out of it now then you have no choice but to make hay whilst the sun shines, and there’s no better time than on you stag night!

There’s no fancy imagery with this t-shirt. Instead it simply says: “Getting Married – So Grab It While You Can”! Whether you risk getting caught by your wife-to-be is your call. But at least you should get some attention!!

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Ah the t-shirt that every wife and girlfriend should have. I think women are born thinking they know everything. Well, the ones I’ve been involved with – they obviously didn’t know I was a lazy, good-for-nothing … when they met me did they? If your other half thinks they know everything then you’ve got to get them this t-shirt.

Well I suppose there are some women that do actually know everything. If you’re the lucky git that’s seeing that bit of brainy crumpet from Countdown – not Carol Vordeman – the good looking one then there’d be a bit of irony if you bought her this t-shirt!

The good people at Red Molotov have got this t-shirt for 4p more than Chargrilled sell theres for.

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If you’re anything like me then whenever you walk out of your front door you go “keys, phone, wallet” and tap various parts of your body to check that you’ve got the three most important items when you go out for the night.

Thankfully so far I’ve only ever forgotten one, more than that and I’d probably end up sleeping under stars when I got home. However, if you know everyone that has a disorder and has to check every five minutes or makes a habbit of forgetting these important items then you really have to get them this t-shirt from Chargrilled.

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I just love this t-shirt. But I don’t think any poor, unsuspecting young ladies should really get anywhere other than a damn good seeing to. But WTF it is a classic t-shirt. I’d say that this is a perfect one for hen night. You should all get one in pink and put out big time! You never know, it may actually work!

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 7/10

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When I first saw the this I Shaved My Balls For This T-Shirt I laughed my socks off. Then I thought “I don’t get it!”. Or I thought I didn’t. There comes a moment in your life when you’ve spent a few hours in front of the mirror, you’ve splashed half a bottle of expensive bog water all over yourself and all you manage to pull was a hobbit from Lord of the Rings. Such is life. Thankfully it only rarely happened to me a couple of times and I’m almost a married man so there was no lasting damage.

Amusement Factor: 9/10
Offensive Rating: 8/10

If you liked the I Shaved My Balls For This? T Shirt, you may also like:

* WARNING: Choking Hazard …
* Duck
* You Don’t Need a Golden Ticket To See My Wonka Bar
* Masturbation Sends You Blind

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If you’re a gorgeous looking girl that always gets hit on when you’re out with your mates having a few drinks then the last thing you want is to be constantly bombarded with chat-up lines. As we know, blokes so just don’t get then hint, and whilst they’re looking at your tits when you speak to them, they may as well get the message with the “Warning I’m Not Listening” t-shirt.

If they still don’t get the message then you can just tell them you’ve got you’re on the blob or something?

Amusement Factor: 3/10
Offensive Rating: 0/10

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If you’ve ever been involved with a female that plays the game then you’ve just got to get her the “I Recycle Men T-shirt” from Zazzle!

I’ll have to have a look for some “Man-eater T Shirts” as I’m sure they could be quite apt too, but I’m sure there’s many of you out there that just have to get your ex-girlfriend a parting gift – especially if they’ve cheated on you. How about buy it and get it sent to her work? I’m sure that could be worth a few quid?

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What is it with men’s fascination with camel-toe? Did I really ask that question? There’s a tonne of sites set up with pics of camel-toe situations going on (I do love my job) so I assume that its a bit of a cult thing. If you’re partial to a bit of camel toe and are proud to show others then why not get the parody of it with this Camel Toe Tshirt from Chargrilled for £14.95?

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 8/10

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