Getting Married – So Grab It While You Can T-Shirt

Share Don’t do it! I mean getting married. It’ll be the end of all your fun, you’ll have less money and she’ll have a five year plan set out for you as soon as that wrong pops on her finger! If you can’t back out of it now then you have no choice but to make hay whilst the sun shines, and there’s no better time than on you stag night! There’s no fancy imagery with this...

To Save Time Assume I Know Everything Red Men's T-Shirt

Share Ah the t-shirt that every wife and girlfriend should have. I think women are born thinking they know everything. Well, the ones I’ve been involved with – they obviously didn’t know I was a lazy, good-for-nothing … when they met me did they? If your other half thinks they know everything then you’ve got to get them this t-shirt. Well I suppose there are some women that do actually...

Keys, Phone, Wallet T-Shirt

Share If you’re anything like me then whenever you walk out of your front door you go “keys, phone, wallet” and tap various parts of your body to check that you’ve got the three most important items when you go out for the night. Thankfully so far I’ve only ever forgotten one, more than that and I’d probably end up sleeping under stars when I got home. However, if you know...

How To Get a Boyfriend T-shirt – Rude T Shirts For Girls

Share I just love this t-shirt. But I don’t think any poor, unsuspecting young ladies should really get anywhere other than a damn good seeing to. But WTF it is a classic t-shirt. I’d say that this is a perfect one for hen night. You should all get one in pink and put out big time! You never know, it may actually work! Amusement Factor: 8/10Offensive Rating:...

I Shaved My Balls For This? T Shirt – Rude TShirts

Share When I first saw the this I Shaved My Balls For This T-Shirt I laughed my socks off. Then I thought “I don’t get it!”. Or I thought I didn’t. There comes a moment in your life when you’ve spent a few hours in front of the mirror, you’ve splashed half a bottle of expensive bog water all over yourself and all you manage to pull was a hobbit from Lord of the Rings. Such is...