Funny T-Shirts

Richard Pryor TShirt - Comedy Genious

2009-12-26T09:32:00.000Z

Who doesn't think Richard Pryor was one of the funniest people to have ever graced this planet? Films such Brewster's Millions and Stir Crazy were awesome films.

If you also appreciate the work of Richard Pryor and know he'd love this t-shirt then you can get it from Bathroom Wall for only £13.99!

And if you want to impress people with some great Richard Pryor quotes, then here's some:

"I went to Zimbabwe...I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!"

"It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused"

Unusual Romantic T-Shirts - You Complete Me T Shirt

2009-12-21T16:50:00.004Z

Pass the bucket! If you wanted to get your wife or girlfriend a romanatic present then you can't get anything more romantic, and sickly than this "You Complete Me" t shirt. It's so sweet I'm going to have to get myself a diabeties test just writing this. Come on guys! Wouldn't roses and chocolates do the trick?

If you did, however, want to make a complete tit of yourself and get your other half a nice little wearble gift then why not splash out £14.95 on this bad boy from Chargrilled? She may even give you head now (or if she does, that other thing you want her to do! (other than the ironing!)).

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Cut-Out Heart T-Shirt - Anti Valentines Day TShirt

2009-12-18T18:00:00.002Z

Are you someone that just hates Valentines Day? Well if you are that misserable git that goes into a chippy on the big day for a romantic meal (yes I did that with an ex-girfriend once) then this has to be the t-shirt for you.

Stick too fingers up to those happy romantic couples spending money they don't have on each other and get this t-shirt that says "I'm a heartless bastard".

And why not get it in black too from Red Molotov for £14.99?

And if you are a sopy git then why not get the You Complete Me T Shirt?

McCain Milf 2008 T shirt - Sarah Palin TShirts

2009-12-10T09:12:00.000Z

There was something sexy about Sarah Palin, it's certianly not her glasses, but there was a mysterious quality that made many millions of men around the world want to give her a good rogering. Myself, I couldn't possibly comment. The thing is, that if she runs for President in a few years would you want one that spends half her time worrying about what she's going to wear or one that spends half their time worrying who to invade next? Mines on the women!

If you've also got a sneaky adoration for the MILF from Alaska then why not get the McCain Milf t-shirt from Chargrilled - it could be the best £14.95 you've ever spent - maybe!

If you liked this McCain Milf 2008 T shirt, you might also like:

* George Bush War Criminal T-shirt
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Poppy The Cat Great British Weather T-Shirt

2009-12-04T17:53:00.002Z

I'm not a big cat lover - I couldn't eat a whole one. But there's many of you out there that loves a bit of pussy on their lap puring away. Well if your missus loves her pussy too then you've got to get her the Poppy The Cat Great British Weather T-Shirt from Red Molotov which will set you back the not inconsiderable sum of £15.99.

Why not also get the I Jerked Off Over Your Photos On Facebook T-Shirt?

Tiger Woods Funny T-Shirt

2009-12-01T18:50:00.001Z

I'm sure many of you feel sorry for the guy, whilst others think he's getting what he deserves, whilst I think "I couldn't give a ..." But if you're buying a Christmas present for a celebrity fan, or someone that's up with current affairs (get it?!) then you've got to get them this Tiger Woods Funny T-Shirt!

But is it 15 or 16 ladies he's alleged to have got his balls wet with? Who knows and who cares? But this t-shirt is still mildly amusing.

You can get it for the cheap price of £12 from Shot Dead In The Head!

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I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked! T shirt - Funny Valentines Tshirt

2009-11-26T12:34:00.000Z

This is a bit of advanced warning for those guys trying to find their girlfriend or wife a funny t-shirt as a Valentine's present. Women often say "why don't you ever tell me the truth?" well you can do just that with this t-shirt - that is, of course, if you're not seeing a munter. But seeing as they don't do "you look better with a bin bag on you" t-shirts I advise that you just get them this one. Play it safe right!

The clever people at Chargrilled put these letters together and made the whitty statement - someway more professional than I could.

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Homer Simpson "English" T-Shirt

2009-11-21T19:47:00.001Z

Don't you love The Simpsons? Well if you don't then that's your problem! This guy is a leg end. The irony is something that astounds me and I'm not sure if the Americans, who aren't renowned for their ability to "get" irony actually see the funny side of this quote! But if you do, and you've got the princely sum of £7.99 to splash out on some great humour then this has to be for you!

Yep Red Molotov have reduced their prices for this t-shirt so get in quick whilst they've still got stock!

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This Girl Came Over To Myspace... T Shirt

2009-11-12T08:27:00.000Z

Don't you worry about Facebook and Twitter and all that crap about how ex-girlfriends can see that you were actually banging her sister at the same time by goving over your "wall"? And you mother can see that you develop homoerotic tendancies when you drink cider? Well if you don't then this t-shirt should be up your social street big time.

The clever people at Chargrilled have spent this year's marketing budget on defending themselves in lawsuits from Google and Yahoo, amongst others - no-one really gives a shit about Ask Jeeves to be honest!

If you liked this t-shirt, you might also like this one: I jerked off over your photos on facebook.

Basil Fawlty T-Shirt

2009-11-08T12:38:00.002Z

Fawlty Towers is comedy gold - literally its won loads of awards and its on the Gold channel, or is it cold Dave now? Whatever, Basil Fawlty is my alter-ego and John Cleese, my hero. Is height and gangly legs may play a part in his overly humorous demeanour, but that hasn't stopped the guy from being involved in some of the most popular and hilarious moments in British comedy in the last 50 years!

If you're a Basil Fawlty fan then you've got to get this t-shirt for just £14.99 from those awfully nice chaps at Red Molotov.

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To Save Time Assume I Know Everything Red Men's T-Shirt

2009-11-01T17:29:00.001Z

Ah the t-shirt that every wife and girlfriend should have. I think women are born thinking they know everything. Well, the ones I've been involved with - they obviously didn't know I was a lazy, good-for-nothing ... when they met me did they? If your other half thinks they know everything then you've got to get them this t-shirt.

Well I suppose there are some women that do actually know everything. If you're the lucky git that's seeing that bit of brainy crumpet from Countdown - not Carol Vordeman - the good looking one then there'd be a bit of irony if you bought her this t-shirt!

The good people at Red Molotov have got this t-shirt for 4p more than Chargrilled sell theres for.

And whilst you're at it, get yourself a Pulp Fiction Bananas T-Shirt!

Save The Earth It's The Only Planet With Chocolate! T Shirt - TShirts For Chocolate Loves

2009-10-27T10:29:00.000Z

Go on who doesn't like a bit of a nibble on the brown stuff? If your wife or girlfriend loves a bit of chocolate chewing action then you should get them this Save The Earth It's The Only Planet With Chocolate! T Shirt - its kinda cool!

For only £14.95 you can show them up as someone that has a piss-poor diet and can't keep their hand out of the chocolate cupboard! That sort of embarrasement is priceless!

Of course you have to get it in brown, any other colour would be a bit shit really.

Pop along now to Chargrilled and see what other fine wears they have.

Anti Christmas TShirts - Ask For Whatever You Like ...

2009-10-20T18:58:00.001+01:00

This is a cruel t-shirt. I dare you to buy this for your kids for Christmas - and ones that are under the age of 10 too. Ok so that's not a good idea. You want them to believe in Father Christmas so you can bribe them for the other 364 days in the year.

If you are a miserable git and want to spoil someone's Christmas then you can get the t-shirt from Shot Dead In The Head for just £12.

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Mr. Drunk T Shirt - Party TShirts

2009-10-14T13:52:00.000+01:00

Go on "Mr Party" get yourself a "Mr Drunk" t-shirt for the party season coming up. Now the objective is to get as shit-faced as possible (within obvious health and safety guidelines - cough) and make all those clever dick heads that say "you are what you wear" eat their own words. Or something like that! It's a pretty cool t-shirt really.

I dare you to get it for your gran that'd be ace! Do it I tell ya!

You can bag this comedy gold t-shirt for £14.95 from Chargrilled - and in green!

Bansky Queen Victoria T-Shirt

2009-10-08T18:41:00.003+01:00

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this one. Part of me thinks that its intensely funny, whilst the other thinks its immensely disrespectful to our former head of state. But what the heck, its got that "I don't give a f*ck" quality to it that I just adore.

There's many people that will be shocked to the bone, and the non-Daily Mail readers will love it. What I want to know, however, is who is giving Queen Victoria a good tongue-lashing - and does she do private parties?

If you did want to get this Queen Victoria Banksy tshirt then you can get it from Shot Dead In The Head for £18.

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Baa Humbug T-Shirt - TShirts For Scrooges!

2009-09-30T16:06:00.000+01:00

With Christmas coming up why not get the Scrooge in your life a "Baa Humbug" T-shirt? It'll be even funnier if you're buying for a Welsh Scrooge - well slightly.

I'm probably not the most Christmasy of people so I should probably buy one for myself. But I bet there's a good couple of million miserable gits that take just as much pleasure out of being a grumpy bastard on the run up to Christmas. So make their day, show them some recognition and get them a "Baa Humbug t shirt" from Chargrilled for £14.95.

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Keys, Phone, Wallet T-Shirt

2009-09-23T14:58:00.000+01:00

If you're anything like me then whenever you walk out of your front door you go "keys, phone, wallet" and tap various parts of your body to check that you've got the three most important items when you go out for the night.

Thankfully so far I've only ever forgotten one, more than that and I'd probably end up sleeping under stars when I got home. However, if you know everyone that has a disorder and has to check every five minutes or makes a habbit of forgetting these important items then you really have to get them this t-shirt from Chargrilled.

When in Rome T Shirt

2009-09-16T14:50:00.000+01:00

If you're someone that is geographically challenged but is sex-crazed as the next lad then you've got to get this "When In Rome" T-shirt from Chargrilled.

It features the phrase "When in Rome" and then a picture of the Eiffel Tower. It doesn't take a GCSE in geography to know that they're in separate countries and the two places are probably about 1,000 miles apart.

If you've got an "in-joke" about a mate going to the wrong airport or catching then wrong flight then you've got to get them this t-shirt.

You can get the "When In Rome" t-shirt from Chargrilled for £14.95.

Stag Night TShirts - Game Over

2009-09-08T14:45:00.000+01:00

If you're like me and getting married soon then getting a "Game Over" t-shirt for your stag night/weekend/holiday may actually be a good bet!

It features a happy bride and an unhappy bridegroom - no change there then. He's probably just seen the bill for the wedding reception or the honeymoon.

If you're getting a load bought for a stag night then you could always talk to the guys and see if you could get them personalised?

Check them out at Chargrilled

Gordon Is A Moron - Red Nose Day - Funny Gordon Brown TShirt

2009-09-01T14:34:00.001+01:00

Following on from another Gordon Brown TShirt I thought I'd add this Gordon Is A Moron TShirt. To be honest I think Gordon is cracking up, not least because of his recent "loosing the plot" during a Sky News interview:

Apparently he also walked into a closed door yesterday too. The guy either needs a long holiday or putting out of his misery. I'm going to have to bag one of these days as the guy is just a figure of fun rather than the leader of the not so free ~~world~~ country.

You can get this t-shirt from Red Molotov for the poultry sum of £14.99.

An It Is What It Is T-Shirt 8 Years Later

2009-08-26T09:54:00.002+01:00

I bought a t-shirt from It Is What It Is about 8 years ago and its been through a lot. I must have worn it well over a hundred times (I do have other t-shirts you know). I've worn it in Barbados, Antigua, the depths of a British winter, cleaning my car and painting the house. It's been with me through thick and thin. But I was wondering, how is it actually fairing? Well here's the photographic evidence.

I first off looked at the lettering on the front. I bought the "This T-Shirt Cost Sixteen Pounds" t-shirt and I was very surprised at how well the letting is standing up considering all the wear its had. The thing to note is that I'm using a super macro lens that shows any blemish up massively. The slight cracking of the letters can hardly be seen. What would be interesting is to look at a large print on a t-shirt. I'm sure with that sort of print the cracking would be more noticeable. But who keeps t-shirts for eight years and then still wears them (other than me)?

All the It Is What It Is seem to have (or they did then) a label stitched to the bottom right corner. There was only the slightest fraying, and I only noticed by looking at the close-up photo even closer!

One of the areas that gets the most damage on t-shirts is the collar as it gets grubby in hot sweaty conditions and often leads to degradation of the fibres. Here there was none of that. It was still as good as the day I got it those 8 years ago:

All in all, I'm still getting great wear out a t-shrt that cost £16 years ago - you can't argue with that. Well done guys!

Bathroom Wall T-Shirts Reviewed - Artistic and Band TShirts

2009-08-25T15:17:00.002+01:00

I was going to a relaxed work BBQ so I thought I'd get myself a nice new t-shirt. Having ignored the ones that offered next day delivery because I wanted something different, I headed over to Bathroom Wall as they had a huge range of unusual t-shirts that I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to buy.

I managed to negotiate getting the t-shirt delivered the next day and I'm very grateful for their quick replies to emails and Twitter messages.

Delivery: 7/10 options are limited, but they do seem to print them individually and to order so that can be excused.

Now first off I'll go through the slection that they have to offer. It looks like they specialise in music t-shirts with t-shirts of guitar hereos such as BB King, Bruce Springsteen, Carlos Santana, Chris Rea, DAvid Gilmour, Eddie Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Frank Zappa, Howlin' Wolf, Jeff Beck, Jeff Healey, Jimi Page, Joe Striani, John Lee Hooker, Keith Richards, Kirt Cobain, Mark Knoffler, Noel Gallagher, Pete Downsend, Slash, Steve Vai and Tony Iommi. They;ve also got t-shirts of every lead singer that could rock your soul including Iggy Popp, Bono and Ian Brown. If you wanted t-shirts of heavy metal bands then you've got Ozzy OSbourne, Angus Young and a whole host of others. They also cater for Alternative Rock, Punk, Soul, Blues, Jazz, Hip Hop, Southern Rock and Country.

But they don't just limit themselves to music t-shirts. They also have t-shirts featuring cult movies, comedians, cultural icons, writers and philosophers. But they do let themselves down with "Dr Who T-Shirts".

If you wanted sporting t-shirts then they've got motor racing ones, football, boxing and cricket covered.

One section I did like wa their pet dictators and potato republic ones. But when I was looking I plumped for the Joy of Sex T-Shirt.

Variety: 7/10 - slightly weighted to rock, but they do that niche exceptionally well

The package is as you'd expect: tightly sealed and ready to protect the t-shirt inside from the rigours of the British weather:

The t-shirt itself came out largely uncreased and fit to wear straight away. There were no horrible surprises and was in perfect condition.

Perhaps the neck was a touch too tight for the size of the t-shirt, but that's my fault for having a thick neck.

The quality of the print was superb too. There's almost no change of it peeling or flaking and I'd trust the missus to iron it without spoiling it.

And the price, at £13.99 they're at the lower level of the unique t-shirts bracket which is damn fine when you consider they're largely printed to order.

Price: 8/10

In terms of ordering, it was a relatively simply process, everything was simple, streamlined and efficient. You got notification when your items were dispatched and you could say it was faultless. The only downside was the design - but I'm just a bit of a philistine about stuff like that.

Ordering: 8.5/10

Overall: 7.625 - great score - I'll be shopping from Bathroom Wall again.

Stop Following Me T-Shirt - Human Evolution TShirt

2009-08-25T09:49:00.002+01:00

There's a big debate in the States about Darwinism and the religious people that still believe that God created man from dust that he blowed from his nostrils. Now I'm not saying people can't believe what they want, but if you are up on your evolutionary tales then you might want to get this Stop Following Me T-Shirt? Or indeed if you remember seeing the ape picture at school and what the feck are these people and monkeys doing?

Amusement Factor: 6/10
Offensive Rating: 2/10 (some people will do grr)

You can get it from Chargrilled for £14.95.

Banksy t shirt - Pulp Fiction Bananas T-Shirt

2009-08-19T20:01:00.003+01:00

Pulp Fiction is a cult movie - but you don't need me to tell you that. Almost as much of a cult is Banksy with his artwork appearing all-over the shop and creating either a collective dose of the Stenhal Syndrome (aren't I clever) or emotional masturbation!

For some reason Banksy is all the rage. I suppose its just a case of supreme marketing with his self-imposed anonymity. Whatever I say, 8Ball have a classic in the shape of the Pulp Fiction Bananas T-Shirt.

Amusement Factor: 5/10
Offensive Rating: 0/10

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I don't need sex - the Government fucks me every day T-Shirt - Political TShirts

2009-08-19T19:47:00.004+01:00

We're shafted every single day of the year by the twats in the government. If its not local taxes, its petrol duty, tax on beer, road tax, spending loads on the un-needy whilst you wait 18 months for a routine operation, not giving our troops the equipment they need whilst taking every waif and stray into the country - the list is endless.

If you're as pissed off as I am with this rag tag bunch of degenerates then why not share your displeasure with this I don't need sex - the Government fucks me every day t-shirt from Force 18? And if you're scared of the odd F-word then they do a censored version too!

Amusement Factor: 7/10
Offensive Rating: 7/10

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