Masturbation Sends You Blind T-Shirt - Children In Need T Shirt (NOT!)

As time goes by I dislike Children in Need even more - not the children themselves as they've never done anything to me (expect those annoying knobs outside that can't kick a ball straight so it marks my car), but the TV show. You get those fecking annoying adverts for it for a couple of months before the show and then everyone goes mental in the week before. Leave it! Be nice to people all the time and you CAN give money to charity without shaving your pubes off!

If you're like me and don't allow yourself to suffer from mass hysteria then consider getting yourself one of these bad boys!


Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 8/10

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