I'm Only Fat Because Every Time I F*cked Your Mum - Very Offensive T-Shirt

Now if you wanted to buy someone an extremely offensive tshirt then you have to get this one that says "I'm Only Fat Because Every Time I F*cked Your Mum She Gave Me A Biscuit". It's one of the phrases that was very popular last century and it still won't go away!

What made me chuckle is that they've got sizes for people with body dysmorphia as it comes in a small size too. I don't see this one as a clubbing t-shirt but more for bikers or people that just want to piss doormen off.

It could be good for a laugh to also wear it on the first time you meet your girlfriend's parents - but I wouldn't recommend it.



Amusement Factor: 7/10
Offensive Rating: 10/10