Funny T-shirt shops are two-a-penny. They seem to be everywhere. But there are a good number that just aren’t funny. They just seem to re-hash the same old crap. But somehow I came across Blue Man T-shirts who are a fresh breeze through the arid would of funny and offensive t-shirts. So I thought it was time for another thorough review since my last one.

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How Funny Are The Funny T-Shirts?

Well there are the usual Facebook ones such as the “I Like Facebook” T-shirt, but there’s a whole host of political ones such as “Gordon’s Credit Crunch”, which I thought was pretty apt with all the news coming out about how he and his cronies completely shafted us all. I also liked the “As seen in front of the TV” t-shirt as well as some of the play on words ones that the Two Ronnies would have loved such as “Go Puck Yourself” and the “Kenya Dig It?” t-shirt.

There’s some good drinking t-shirts such as the “Everyone needs something to believe in, and I believe I need another beer”, the “How’s my Drinking? Call 0800 D-R-U-N-K”, and the “My Name is Dave, And I’m an Alcoholic” t-shirt, the 0823 days – since I last gave a shit” and the “How’s my Skiving” t-shirts.

But it’s the rude and offensive t-shirts that I feel they do well one. Apart from the usual threesome t-shirts, there’s a fairly graphic poker t-shirt, some good ones playing on the MySpace angel and some nice “me and your mum” s-shirts.

I also liked the office humour t-shirts, particularly the “I bring nothing to the table” and the “most likely to steal the office supplies” t-shirt. And for those that like sporty t-shirts, there’s some humorous ones to choose from.

But Are The T-shirts Any Good?

Well the cool guys at Blue Man sent me a random t-shirt to review. I knew you guys liked offensive ones so I ended up with the Infidel one which is quite apt as knew that t-shirts based on race and religion are very popular when it comes to offensive t-shirts. I’ve got a number of friends that are Muslims and I know the vast majority of them won’t be offended by it. As a Christian (of limited conviction) we’re constantly having the piss taken out of us – it seems it’s a sport and hobby of the ‘establishment’. So why not make the humour a bit more equitable?

When you look at the definition of the word “infidel” then it does show the hypocrisy of some: “a person who does not believe in religion or who adheres to a religion other than one’s own”. So for those that actually know what the word means it’d be even more humorous. For those that don’t, they’re more likely to find it funny purely due to the fact that it’s displayed next to Arabic writing. The only thing is, I have no idea what the script means. It could be saying “the guy wearing this t-shirt is a twat!”?

The t-shirt arrived in good condition within a blue bag and by special delivery. There’s no way that it’d get damaged as it works its way to you (with normal Royal Mail peeps).

The general shape was very good, there was good room for my neck. I’m a medium build, in that I’m not fat. But I have a 40″ chest and a 16.5″ neck. There was plenty of room around the bits you need it to.

And what about the quality of the t-shirt itself?

The thread was tight, there were no loose bits hanging off and felt that that the transfer wouldn’t fade anywhere near as the multi-colour one I bought from T-shirts United has. I’ll wear it a few times and report back. As its bloody hot and her-in-doors likes washing on low temperatures I’ll let you know how it gets on with a few washes.

Don’t you just hate those crap World Cup Football tshirts that the supermarkets and some of the hightstreet fashion stores sell. They’re just not funny. Well, I’m not going to say that this “3 Lines on a shirt” t-shirt is the funniest t-shirt ever, but it is more than some of the crap we’re offered up on daily basis! And for £14.99 from Visual Candy, you’re not really breaking the bank. What I do know is that its really unlikely that anyone of your mates is also going to have this t-shirt!

The guys at DeFrunt have come up with this t-shirt that just made me wet myself! The slogan says: “If a women is uncomfortable watching me wank, she should sit somewhere else on the bus!” Ahhh the memories! I’ll leave it there! What a great offensive t-shirt! If you catch the bus to college or work then you just have to get this t-shirt to see what the old bids and young girls react when they read it! They’ll probably think “the dirty fucker!”

Great work guys! You can get this offensive t-shirt from Shot Dead In The Head fro just £14 bargain!

Comedy Rating: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 9/10

I’m not normally one for slogan t-shirts as they’re typically not all that funny, but I actually liked this “Today’s Word is Legs – Spread The Word” T-Shirt. It’s totally suited for getting shit-faced on your holiday to Megamuff or Ibiza or wherever you’re trying to get to this summer. I heard the birds in Ryll are pretty easy, so if this ash cloud hangs around for a few months then get your arse up there! I think they can read in North Wales?

I’m not actually sure if these t-shirts work on gals, but if you’ve got the cheek to go with it then bag yourself one. They’re only £14.95 from Chargrilled and if you use the discount code “Funniest15″ you can save yourself 15%!!

Comedy Rating: 6/10
Offensive Rating: 6/10

John Prescott is an idiot IMHO – not only because he’s blocked me on Twitter, but because he cheated on his wife and blamed her for them taking a Jag to go 50 yards down the road – or something like that. This guy can give it, but he can’t take it. He punches people because he had an egg thrown at him – no other politician has done this. He’s spent his life taking the piss out of posh people and the upper classes and the it looks like he’s going to accept a Lordship, or at the very least a knighthood from Moron Brown.

If you, too, are someone that really pitties this fat oaff on an imbaseal then you can get yourself a 2 Jags, 2 Women, 1 Punch T-shirt from Red Molotov

And here are some of his best bits!

Comedy Rating: 6/10
Offensive Rating: 1/10

You’ve got to love people’s perception of the police. Perhaps its because I’m a law-abiding citizen most of the time – I do believe I have j-walked once and I might have shot a Welshman with a bow and arrow on market day in Chester – oh that’s legal isn’t it. But you get the drift. If you’re not happy with the way you’ve been treated by the police in the past then bag yourself one of these “Community Policing” T-shirts from Sabcat for just £12!

It’s probably illegal knowing this lot!

Comedy Rating: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 4/10

In the light of the news that three Labour Party candidates have been arrested for alleged postal vote irregularities I thought it’d be apt to add this Josef Stalin “Cast The Votes” T-Shirt to the list of those that would be great to wear if the problem gets really out of hand and court cases ensue after the election. What’s more I don’t think it’ll stop with these three – there’ll be loads more.

If you detest the lies and complete and utter contempt for this country, then you really should get this t-shirt from Red Molotov for £14.99

Amusement Factor: 8/10
Offensive Rating: 0/10

You really have to chuckle at this one! The election debate is the making of thingy, er Nick Clegg. If you want to be counter-mainstream then you really have to get this Vote Thingy t-shirt from Red Molotov. The media just won’t bloody shut up about the guy. Yes he’s clean cut, yes he says all the right things. But is he leadership material? You decide.

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If you’re one that harks back to the days of pure, productive socialism; the days when Clement Atlee implemented the National Health Service and you’re fed up with New Labour then you’ve got to get yourself this “What Would Clement Attlee Do?” T-shirt. It seems like the NHS these days has become a political football. You can’t spend a moment during the election without the NHS cropping up, from the use of a new hospital to launch Labour’s manifesto, to potential/probable cuts in the country’s biggest employer. If you want to remind yourself of the great days of the NHS then you should get this t-shirt. It’s only £14.99 from Red Molotov.

Are you into golf? Or do you just like to gloat in other people’s missfortune? OK that’s harsh! There’s one thing playing away from home, there’s another doing it more than you can count on your hands and feet and then it’s another thing getting caught! What ever you think of the the Tiger Woods affair shenanigans, there’s plenty of opportunity to take the piss out of someone that should have kept his pisser in his pants. Daft twat!

If you wanted this very basic Tiger Woods Tshirt, then you can get it from Visual Candy for £14.99.